JT was visiting with a former postmaster recently and swapping tall tales. This postmaster had a truth-is-better-than-fiction story.
It seems a woman once called the post office and her first words were, “I don’t have any water.”
Taken aback, the clerk said, “Well, ma’am there’s several water systems in this town.”
The caller cut her off saying, “I know that. They told me to call where I pay my water bill.”
“I pay my water bill at the post office!”
Now that is logic for ya!